just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.
a disney movie where the prince eats ass
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
Straight couples are fucking weird.
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
I hope I can use that line one day
"your lips look so chapped"
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
MATILDA’S SHADE GAME IS SO STRONG I LOVE IT
The year is 2064
Supernatural is on it’s 50th season
We’re still waiting for Sherlock season four
The Age of Ultron trailer has yet to be leaked
I still haven’t been to Comic Con
Ok so the library had a Harry Potter fanfic competition and I was reading the winning story which towards the end goes like this: ‘They followed the sound of their screaming friend until they came upon Draco, Herb and Gargoyle.’
THE CHICK LEGIT FORGOT THE NAMES OF CRABBE AND GOYLE AND THOUGHT FUCK IT I’LL PUT HERB AND GARGOYLE.
Bart gets a new tattoo.
help ive fallen and i cant get up